Don't surprise them with a gift on Valentine's Day because you'll just confuse them.
They know how it's supposed to work and they want to help you out.
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It's embarrassing and humiliating and it should just be between the two of us.
Just be happy that you're having fun and be done with it.
Don't put them in that position by displaying your affection publicly.